Brilli.am/HasADD

It’s been a while, blogosphere.

I mean, do you remember me? I used to write things here. However, I haven’t been around in quite some time. For those who are interested in where I’ve been, I’ll…

Barnside

I recently coined the term “barnside” in reference to vagina, because if a guy cant’ get laid he “can’t hit the barnside of a broad.”

My question: is this a more amusing term than simply calling it a “vajennifer,” or, by extension, a “va-JLo?”

multi-level marketing

It’s really fucked up when people try to hook you into their MLM schemes. Especially people who otherwies seem like decent, smart, hard-working, non-crazy folks. I remember this dude I used to work with told me about some program he was with for magazines or something. Also, one of my best friendsgrowing up had a dad into the whole Amway thing. I just got mailed a game from Indiana (thanks Goozex) from a guy who’s including a free “energy drink” because it took him so long to send me the game, as a sort of… apology? (seems he “apologizes” to almost everyone, based on the comments on his shit).

But, yeah, MLM. There’s something so fucking… pity-inducing about it. It’s sort of like when a homeless guy asks you for change in a really funny, witty way but you need the change you have for dinner. You feel a bit sad. But also, you laugh. But also, you feel bad for the poor motherfucker. Life has shortchanged the homeless man just as it has the person who gets trapped in an MLM scheme. You want to help them, but at the same time… you know they’re jsut going to spend that money on more booze (or age-defying beauty cream). It’s a no-win solution.

So I finished my insane-o run of Fantasia films as previously mentioned, and, sadly, many were disappointments. Thirst, Grace, Hells and Black just weren’t quite as good as I hoped– but, as always,…

What's the significance?

I’ve been using this pattern a lot at work. If you can tell me what’s interesting about it, you are probably pretty cool. It’s a neat side effect that it looks almost like a weird spiral going down the page.

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Finally, it begins. I see maybe 30 movies a year in the theatre, and about 25 of those are in July for the Fantasia International Film Festival. I am not a big fan of going to films– I hate the…