Brilli.am/HasADD

Listen, I’ll be honest with you here: I didn’t start a blog because I care that you hear my opinion. I care more about your opinion. I know what you’re thinking: “Brilliam, you sure picked a weird…

One of the most interesting, enlightening and exciting games I played last year wasn’t even a video game. Insane, isn’t it? I mean, the way we played it, it might as well have been a video game: a…

It’s been a while, blogosphere.

I mean, do you remember me? I used to write things here. However, I haven’t been around in quite some time. For those who are interested in where I’ve been, I’ll…

Barnside

I recently coined the term “barnside” in reference to vagina, because if a guy cant’ get laid he “can’t hit the barnside of a broad.”

My question: is this a more amusing term than simply calling it a “vajennifer,” or, by extension, a “va-JLo?”

multi-level marketing

It’s really fucked up when people try to hook you into their MLM schemes. Especially people who otherwies seem like decent, smart, hard-working, non-crazy folks. I remember this dude I used to work with told me about some program he was with for magazines or something. Also, one of my best friendsgrowing up had a dad into the whole Amway thing. I just got mailed a game from Indiana (thanks Goozex) from a guy who’s including a free “energy drink” because it took him so long to send me the game, as a sort of… apology? (seems he “apologizes” to almost everyone, based on the comments on his shit).

But, yeah, MLM. There’s something so fucking… pity-inducing about it. It’s sort of like when a homeless guy asks you for change in a really funny, witty way but you need the change you have for dinner. You feel a bit sad. But also, you laugh. But also, you feel bad for the poor motherfucker. Life has shortchanged the homeless man just as it has the person who gets trapped in an MLM scheme. You want to help them, but at the same time… you know they’re jsut going to spend that money on more booze (or age-defying beauty cream). It’s a no-win solution.

So I finished my insane-o run of Fantasia films as previously mentioned, and, sadly, many were disappointments. Thirst, Grace, Hells and Black just weren’t quite as good as I hoped– but, as always,…